David: We Are At War With Eastasia

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We have always been at war with Eastasia.

David: Nothing I Can Say To Make Them Happy

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"I renamed a body of water."

*Standing ovation*

"I renamed a mountain in defiance of the local population's wishes."

*Standing ovation*

"Random collection of words and phrases that have no real substance at all."

*Standing ovation*

This is an unserious speech for unserious people that are pandering to the lowest common denominator as they pick their pockets. These same people always think things are going to be better "soon", which is coincidentally when they are always claiming Jesus is coming back.

We have a televangelist-in-chief.

David: Bond is Dead

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https://www.npr.org/2025/02/20/g-s1-49866/amazon-has-acquired-creative-control-of-the-james-bond-franchise

David: Microsoft Sends Me Emails in Portuguese

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All of my setting say English. It's just emails. I've given up.

David: No More Acolyte

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The Acolyte Canceled

I already made it known what a low opinion I had of this thing. My family generally watches new Star Wars live action stuff together, but after the first episode nobody had any interest in watching more.