[ Ventilation ] | Intervention

10-17-2005 11:35 pm

David: Intervention

Nathan Tyree, this is for you.

I know I haven't been around there much lately, but I just think it's time to voice some concerns. You see pal, I'm worried about you. There's some demons in your life that you need to confront, and I don't think you understand how much they're destroying your life.

Nate, you're masturbating too much.

Now granted, I'm basing this on information I got from Demannu, so I don't really know what the fuck I'm talking about, but I still feel the need to sound wholesome and righteous.

Enough pornography. No more shaking hot white coconuts off of the veiny love tree. Cut out the beating off. Shaking hands with the purple-hatted bishop is off limits. Next time you feel the need to rub one out, just let it pass.

We cured you of homosexuality, we can fix this too.

I'm laughing really hard right now.

Mood: Impish, of course
Music: Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme

Comments (3)

Demannu - (<--- Eats Worms)

Seriously. 3 or 4 times a day, while he's at work. I just stare at my computer screen, and try to ignore the sounds of him birthing his bastard knuckle children. He's gone through eight keyboards since he started. He keeps complaining of sticky keys.

Nathan Tyree - (Overwhelmed by existential angst)

I try to stop. Really, I do. But then, I start to think of jodie Foster, Ellen Degeneres and JestMeister in some twisted three way and I can't help myself.

David - ()

Thanks to that mental picture I'm "back on the juice"...

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