5-08-2006 11:00 pm
David: Stand Up And Be Counted (mmmm, bagels...)
RALLY WITH US!
EQUAL RIGHTS FOR TOASTERS!
We will not rest until toasters are allowed to toast at their own leisure, spend all the time they want outdoors, have the right to vote and get married.
You wouldn't believe some of the horror stories we've heard. We can't cite any sources, but we hear tell that in some households, toasters are forced to toast the same piece of bread twice in a row because the first time it wasn't, "done enough". Then, when it comes out blackened and charred, the same toasters are blamed for burning the toast! They can't win!
When not serving the toasting needs of their masters, toasters are forced to remain on the kitchen counter, or, in some of the more terrifying stories, placed in cupboards. These toasters never get to enjoy the outdoors and all its many splendors.
Many toasters in our neighborhood are staging peaceful protests. No toastation without representation! Please, join us in the struggle to free toasters!
RALLY WITH US!
EQUAL RIGHTS FOR TOASTERS!
We will not rest until toasters are allowed to toast at their own leisure, spend all the time they want outdoors, have the right to vote and get married.
You wouldn't believe some of the horror stories we've heard. We can't cite any sources, but we hear tell that in some households, toasters are forced to toast the same piece of bread twice in a row because the first time it wasn't, "done enough". Then, when it comes out blackened and charred, the same toasters are blamed for burning the toast! They can't win!
When not serving the toasting needs of their masters, toasters are forced to remain on the kitchen counter, or, in some of the more terrifying stories, placed in cupboards. These toasters never get to enjoy the outdoors and all its many splendors.
Many toasters in our neighborhood are staging peaceful protests. No toastation without representation! Please, join us in the struggle to free toasters!
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