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Why'd he move?

Look David I posted another Journal for you!

I hope you like it.

I find it interesting that you don't want to play David's game, and yet you seem eager for him to play yours.

You meant this as sarcasm and I suspect most likely to insult those of us who claim Christ as our Lord, but you have just proved one very important point.
If you really wanted to believe in a cowboy in your fridge who had created God well it could neither be proven or disproven by science. Neither can the existence of God be disproven, it is true that God's presence cannot be proven soley by silence hence why we must have faith in the unseen but neither can you disprove His existence by science. At some point those of us who are Christians chose to believe in God in the same manner at some point you must chose not to believe in God. You have as much faith in the non-existenace of God as I have in His existenace

where I said soley by silence I meant soley by science

Your right, I can't prove that your God doesn't exist, and wouldn't want to. At the same time, you have no proof of his existence.

I didn't mean this as an insult at all, but to prove a point. Anything you claim as a proof for your deity can just as easily be claimed as proof of any other deity.

Does it take faith for you not to believe in my invisible cowboy?

According to the Great Cowboy, marriage between a man and a woman is wrong. As faithful, tax-exempt followers of his Dudeness we should petition our government officials to impliment our beliefs into law.

"I didn't mean this as an insult at all, but to prove a point. Anything you claim as a proof for your deity can just as easily be claimed as proof of any other deity." --David

ah, but you forget about that convenient "I'm the only God" claus the Bible has. Also known as the "Nuh uh" or "No jinxies" claus, God's assertion that He is, and always has been, the only God is the paramount of Christianity's fake evidence collection... better known as the Bible.

Yeah, but the Cowboy's Trailhand Guide specifically states that the Cowboy told his creation God to claim he was the only deity along with a pack of other false or contradictory statements. It is only through realizing the bankrupt logic of God we come to a true understanding of Invisible Cowboy.

That's right, I forget. I've been reading the George W. translation of the Holy Saddlebag Journal, so some of the more important things were omitted.

Ok, so let is try to prove this.

Here is what we know:
1) We have a cowboy.

Here is what we are assuming.
1) He used to live in the breadbox.
2) He now lives in the refrigerator
3) He is invisble.

Now, is the cowboy truly invisible, or has he just not been seen? Did he actually move into the refidgerator or is it merely a second home for said cowboy. If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does a lumberjack care?

These are all questions which help us to become closer to the meaning of our existance, or, in this case, the existance of the cowboy. Or the lumberjack.

What were we talking about again?

You don't have to assume anything. My...I mean his written word is evidence.

Plus he created God and God created nature, so nature is evidence of his existence.

As to his invisibility, he is truly invisible, but only because he wants to be. He can be visible if he wants, but the overpowering awesomeness of his hat would kill you dead if you saw it. He's that awesome. He has, however, appeared to me as a stick of margarine from time to time.

Your food must taste awful if that cowboy is anything like the Marlboro Man.

That was a low blow, completely uncalled for. As a man of the United Church of the Marlboro Man I find that statement completely repulsive. And since I'm also an extremist of my religion I'm probably going to react violently.

You're going to give me cancer and/or emphesema?

No, I'm going to protest your birthday with a sign that says "God Hates Fags"

edit: "Marlboro Man Hates Fags"

Sorry, broke character there for a minute