[ Ventilation ] | Shut The Fuck Up Meatspace Inhabitants

2-02-2009 2:47 pm

David: Shut The Fuck Up Meatspace Inhabitants

I don't want to hear your opinion on the Superbowl, or how funny or not funny you thought the commercials were. Is your life so devoid of meaning you need to wax ecstatic about marketing during a recession?

Oh yeah. Congratulations are in order to the twins for going another year without dying. You boys be gettin' old.

Comments (8)

Demannu - (<--- Eats Worms)

I'm not. I never got married. That takes ten years off your age.

Demannu - (<--- Eats Worms)

and not having kids takes another 5 off...
and besides... I'm too beautiful to be old...

fuzmeister - (The Real ST)

Don't you mean it adds 10?

If not, then I'm a teenager again! Yaaah!

Archimago - ()

Married men live an average of 10 years longer than unmarried men. That is a fact.

This post is decidedly anti-me. First, my lively hood is attacked, then my age. I'm going to go cry now.

Archimago - ()

update: 3 minutes after last post. I didn't have time to cry. My wife got me a RAZR2. I also got some new skullcandy. My old ones shorted out. I also got an entire home-made pumpkin pie.

Demannu - (<--- Eats Worms)

ah. difference in terms here. you see, I plan to die young after I've lived a large number of years.

Archimago - ()

My brother died first. He was one of those live fast, die young types. I miss him. Why me? Why did I live so long? I'll tell you why.. Because I'm a dancer!

David - ()

Quote Demannu

I plan to die young

I think that ship has sailed.

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