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9-03-2010 6:33 pm
David: DUKE NUKEM FOREVER IS COMING OUT!!!11!1!
the me of 8 years ago is so excited.





fuzmeister - (The Real ST)
Says who (this time)?
David - ()
Gearbox took over the development, and is in polishing stages, per their announcement at PAX.
Archimago - ()
I have a feeling that it will be a text based adventure.

*****************DUKE NUK'EM FOREVER****************

Aliens are again attacking Earth! SInce you have faced the aliens before, you know it is up to you the stop them again. Unfortunately, you were drunk the previous night and passed out in a strange place.
You wake up at the the southern end of a long hallway.
go north
You see a long hallway
go north
You see a long hallway
go north
There is a wooden door
go north
There is a wooden door in the way!
Shoot door
The door explodes in a shower of splinters
go north
You are attacked by a pig-cop!
shoot pig-cop
You are out of ammo
inventory
You have an empty gun, a knife, 20 dollar bills, a fire extinguisher, and an inflatable rubber duck.
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