David: A Treatise on Pets

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The ideal pet provides entertainment and companionship to the owner when desired, and fucks off when unwanted.

Cat people want to observe a pet.

Dog people always want a pet that needs them.

All other pets are novelties.

My owner forgot to feed me and I died.

The End.

Brandon - (<-- The Electric Sunshine Man, yo!) - Administrator

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