[ Ventilation ] | Life is Better After College

10-30-2005 4:06 am

David: Life is Better After College

I buy "not from concentrate" orange juice in cartons, such as Tropicana.
I buy milk from local producers in glass bottles.
I have a vehicle with a model year of 2005. I am it's first owner.
My remote control has a context sensitive backlit touch screen.
I own two Apple laptops.
I enjoy what I do for a living.
I can afford to waste even more time at the movies.
If I don't feel like washing a dish, I'll throw it away and buy a new one.
I have books that are worth $400. None of these are collegiate text books. Those are only worth $350.
I buy Popâ€¢Tarts. Not "Toaster Pastries".
I can afford to smoke. I don't, however. (I miss you Nicotina)
I tip 20%. I've had that job. I know it sucks.

Thr4ll - (The feels familiar...)

Poptarts! Well, la-dee-freakin-da, your highness. I happen to like the walmart brand. They go great with a bowl of mac'n'cheese and a spam sandwich.

fuzmeister - (The Real ST)

Congratulations on your ability to give up Nicotina... I hear she's really good in bed - how'd you do it?

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Lyric

Komm, gib mir deine Hand

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