David: Pretty Happy Right Now

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Comedian/actor Jim Gaffigan has called our newest episode "brilliant" via his Twitter feed.

Not sure what we could have done to arouse his interest...

David: I haven't pimped for awhile

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So forgive me for doing so now.

Check out Parallax City. As always, we're ad free because we haven't yet made the transition from pimps to whores.

PS - Typing this out on my iPhone was more painful than necessary. Hurry up 3.0...

David: It is Ridiculous...

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...to use the death of a dog as an excuse to be prick.

...to believe you are owed apology for someone telling you not to take your problems out on them.

...to never consider that maybe others have people or pets they love dead or dying in their lives but aren't running around slapping everyone in the face for attention.

...to consider a public tantrum anything but.

...to leave a message for someone at 1:00 am and expect to have a call back by nightfall of that same day.

...to think you can wish suffering and death upon a two year old child and think you should receive the respect or recognition that a call back from their parent would give.

...to use someone else's website and server space to spew your vitriol and expect to retain control of it.


Apology: Accepted
And Now: I'm Finished With This

David: Watchmen

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Has problems.

David: The Death of Resolve

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I'm typing this on my iPhone.