David: Questions

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• If you flip a coin 1,000,000,000 times, how many times will it turn up heads?


• Zounds! Who's a fuckhead?


• Why didn't John Kerry win in '04?


• What was the name of Aaron's (Thr4ll's) comic?


• Who's neighbor had a Star Trek teleporter (they think)?


• Who's falling?


• List the Vent Republicans.


• List the Vent Democrats.


• List the Vent Independents.


• List the Vent posters whose party affiliation you have no idea of.


• List the Vent posters who are batshit crazy.

More to come...





These Questions: Are retarded. Ignore them.



Tags (beta): david being an idiot

David: If Someone Says...

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"No pun intended", then they very likely intended the pun.

This phrase is acceptable in spoken word, but is just stupid when written. If you want someone to notice your clever pun, say "pun intended" instead. Then at least they'll think you're only half an ass-bag.

I'm currently playing Half-Life 2, Episode 2, and am going to be very sad when it is over.

David: GLaDOS is My Co-Pilot

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I couldn't resist. I am now downloading The Orange Box from Steam.

Once I saw it on sale, I had to snag it.

David: Post Christmas Wrap-Up

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Things I learned this year:

1. Giving gifts to your kid is infinitely more fun than giving gifts to anyone else, or receiving gifts.

2. Portal is the most fun I've ever had with a Microsoft Product.

David: Overheard at Best Buy

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I was not there of my own volition, I'd first like to point out.

I took a walk down the Wii aisle. A Best Buy employee was talking to a middle-aged man, obviously purchasing a video game for a son or nephew. I began overhearing the conversation in medias res.

Middle-Aged Man (MAM): ...game about?
Young and Enthusiastic Best Buy Employee (Steve): Have you ever heard of Halo 3?
MAM: Yeah...
Steve: It's pretty much the Wii version of that.

I glance over and see that the game in question is Metroid Prime: Corruption. It is at this moment that I realize that Steve has not played Metroid Prime: Corruption. I'd almost venture that Steve has not played Halo 3 either. MAM catches sight of my shaking head as I glance at Steve while walking by, and seems to understand that I am inferring Steve don't know shit, because his next line is,

MAM: Could you just point me in the direction of your sports games?





Tags (beta): best buy, video games