David: Halo 3 Comes Out Tonight, Are You As Stoked As I Am?

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meh.

Seriously, why is Halo a big deal again?





Tags (beta): video games, halo

David: Fun With Cable, Round 3!!!

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Remember when I first moved to my apartment, and I told the tale of setting up cable?

It's happening again.

Here's the chat transcript for attempt number 1:

Problem : Order Information
David > Order Information
Simranjit > Hello David_, Thank you for contacting Comcast Live Chat Support. My name is Simranjit. Please give me one moment to review your information.
Simranjit > How are you today?
Simranjit > David do you want to transfer your Comcast services from an old address to new or you are ordering new services for your new home?
David_ > I'd like to order new services for my new home.
Simranjit > Sure.
David_ > But I'd like to keep my old email address
Simranjit > Sure.
Simranjit > One moment please while I can transfer you to the sales department.
Simranjit > Please wait, while the problem is escalated to another analyst
KeErica > Hi, how are you today? It will take me a few moments to review your order so feel free to ask questions if you have any.
KeErica > It appears as though you have left the chat, can you please acknowledge that you are still at your computer? If I do not receive a response from you within two minutes I will be forced to close the chat to assist another customer.
David_ > I am here.
KeErica > David from your order I see that you want: Triple play Plus and yoou would like to keep your number.

Is this correct?
David_ > Yes
KeErica > Please give me a few moments while I look up your address in our billing system. I will let you know if I have any questions.
KeErica > I am unable to find your address in our billing system. Can you confirm your address for me so I can double check our system?
David_ > ||I entered my current apartment address here||
KeErica > This is not the address on your order is this still David?
KeErica > It appears as though you have left the chat, can you please acknowledge that you are still at your computer? If I do not receive a response from you within 1 minute I will be forced to close the chat to assist another customer.
David_ > Yes it is my current address.
David_ > The address I am moving to is ||I entered my house's address here||
KeErica > Unfortuantely David I am unable to locate your address in our billing system. I will not be able to process your order. You will need to contact your Local Office so that we can add your address into our database. To find a location near you, visit our Web site at https://www.comcast.com/Localization/Localize.ashx?Referer=/Customers/Contactus/Paymentcenter/LocatePaymentCenter.ashx&area=0
KeErica > Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
David_ > Apparantly not.
KeErica > Thank you for contacting Comcast and have a Comcastic evening!
KeErica > Analyst has closed chat and left the room






Tags (beta): cable, comcast, customer service

David: Witness The Glory

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I believe I've mentioned Biblesta here in the past.

Well, for all you wanting to witness the glory in motion, I've just discovered a video of the event on the Humboldt, Kansas website.

Warning!!: Link is directly to a .wmv file that contains Biblical imagery, my high school gym/science teacher, and Boy Scouts.

BEHOLD!





Tags (beta): humboldt, biblesta, don

David: Give Me The Keys...

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you fucking cocksucker.

Wasn't there a drunk post from Demannu here earlier?

Hrmmmmm?





Tags (beta): movie quotes, drunk people

David: Dreams of BioShock

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I was just reading through a game related blog, and there was yet another article about this game.

Which triggered a memory of a dream I apparantly had last night in which I was playing BioShock. I have never played this game, so I guess the game in the dream was based on videos of it I have seen.

Oh, and I was playing it on the Wii.

I've learned two things:

1. I have weird dreams.
2. BioShock sucks (at least the one I played last night did.)





Tags (beta): video games, bioshock, dreams