David: Penny Arcade

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I link to it and point it out only because I love it every time Jesus makes an appearance in PA, and this one is especially humorous.

David: I Have a Chocobo

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Or hawkstrider, or whatever.

I love being a Blood Elf.

David: I'm Ashamed I Didn't Know...

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About this.

I'm heading to the local comic shops around noon to see if I can find a copy.

Edit 11:55am CST: I'm back from the comics shop. The girl behind the counter began laughing as soon as I told her what I was after. Apparantly it's quite a popular item. She's ordering me two copies of the first issue, and two copies of each upcoming issue. In short, she was damn awesome and now I won't have to hunt for copies anymore.

Maybe I'll hit her up for variant covers next time I'm in the shop.

As a side note, this is the first time I've been in a comics shop since my high school days. I could almost start collecting again. Almost.

Further side note: This has me salivating.

David: The Prophecy of "Curb Your Enthusiasm"

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The only thing HBO has been good for for some time, in my opinion, is Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I frickin' love that show.

A couple of seasons back, the continuing story of the series was that Larry had been cast by Mel Brooks to play the part of Max Bialystock in the stage version of The Producers (alongside David Schwimmer as Leopold Bloom). At the end of the season we learn that Brooks cast them in the play as a way of destroying it. He was getting sick of the whirlwind of The Producers in his life, and wanted the show killed off of Broadway (an obvious parallel to the story of The Producers itself). He figured a schlub like Larry David, with little to no acting ability to speak of , would run the show right into the ground.

That's why this made me laugh today.

David: Dead Person

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Anna Nicole Smith. Dead.

Of course, she's been brain dead for years. The rest of her just caught up.