11-14-2005 10:33 pm
David: Interview With The...Me...
So, I had a job interview last Friday.
I think it went well.
My boss knew what I was up to.
He was a lot nicer today.
So, I had a job interview last Friday.
I think it went well.
My boss knew what I was up to.
He was a lot nicer today.
11-04-2005 1:07 am
David: Recommendation and Rambling
First off, I'd like to say that one of the best things about living in the Kansas City area is getting fresh batches of this stuff...
You eastern dwelling drinkers would do well to pick some up if possible.
That being said...
I've been going through some changes lately, realizing the kind of man I've always been and the kind of man I'm becoming. Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you and this month will be my 26th year on this rock. I've spent the last 8 years thinking I was just a day over 18, and the face in the mirror has never let me know any different.
But life has a funny way of sneaking up on you...
I've just recently realized that I'm no longer that brash, fun-loving, booze-swilling, 120mph-driving, and cannabis-consuming kid I became at 15. I've got a job, one that I hate at times and despise at others. I've got bills (boy howdy!) that have to be paid from month to month. Most importantly, I've got a wonderful woman that depends on me to be 0.5 of a team that has to make it successfully through the rest of one of our lives (hopefully mine) and find as much happiness and success as possible along the way.
I've been waiting all this time for life to happen, and not realizing that it's been going on all along. I've read the words, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life" about a 150 times over the course of mine, and my mathematical brain has always thought, "No shit?" Now I still think it's a stupid fucking saying, but realize what it's author was trying to say. Besides, Ferris always put it better.
What's my point. There isn't one. I guess it's just some sort of self-awareness that has sprung up. I'm still me, just a me that is now more aware of the reprucussions of the present on the future. In short, bye-bye asshole. Welcome back Jester.
Enough rambling. I've got more bottles of the aforementioned brew to go through.
To make this frustrating to read, I shall put it in yellow text. But worry not! I've selected the black background from Brandon's list o' choices.
Now fuck off! (I'm working on it.)
First off, I'd like to say that one of the best things about living in the Kansas City area is getting fresh batches of this stuff...
You eastern dwelling drinkers would do well to pick some up if possible.
That being said...
I've been going through some changes lately, realizing the kind of man I've always been and the kind of man I'm becoming. Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you and this month will be my 26th year on this rock. I've spent the last 8 years thinking I was just a day over 18, and the face in the mirror has never let me know any different.
But life has a funny way of sneaking up on you...
I've just recently realized that I'm no longer that brash, fun-loving, booze-swilling, 120mph-driving, and cannabis-consuming kid I became at 15. I've got a job, one that I hate at times and despise at others. I've got bills (boy howdy!) that have to be paid from month to month. Most importantly, I've got a wonderful woman that depends on me to be 0.5 of a team that has to make it successfully through the rest of one of our lives (hopefully mine) and find as much happiness and success as possible along the way.
I've been waiting all this time for life to happen, and not realizing that it's been going on all along. I've read the words, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life" about a 150 times over the course of mine, and my mathematical brain has always thought, "No shit?" Now I still think it's a stupid fucking saying, but realize what it's author was trying to say. Besides, Ferris always put it better.
What's my point. There isn't one. I guess it's just some sort of self-awareness that has sprung up. I'm still me, just a me that is now more aware of the reprucussions of the present on the future. In short, bye-bye asshole. Welcome back Jester.
Enough rambling. I've got more bottles of the aforementioned brew to go through.
To make this frustrating to read, I shall put it in yellow text. But worry not! I've selected the black background from Brandon's list o' choices.
Now fuck off! (I'm working on it.)
10-30-2005 4:06 am
David: Life is Better After College
- I buy "not from concentrate" orange juice in cartons, such as Tropicana.
- I buy milk from local producers in glass bottles.
- I have a vehicle with a model year of 2005. I am it's first owner.
- My remote control has a context sensitive backlit touch screen.
- I own two Apple laptops.
- I enjoy what I do for a living.
- I can afford to waste even more time at the movies.
- If I don't feel like washing a dish, I'll throw it away and buy a new one.
- I have books that are worth $400. None of these are collegiate text books. Those are only worth $350.
- I buy Pop•Tarts. Not "Toaster Pastries".
- I can afford to smoke. I don't, however. (I miss you Nicotina)
- I tip 20%. I've had that job. I know it sucks.
10-17-2005 11:35 pm
David: Intervention
Nathan Tyree, this is for you.
I know I haven't been around there much lately, but I just think it's time to voice some concerns. You see pal, I'm worried about you. There's some demons in your life that you need to confront, and I don't think you understand how much they're destroying your life.
Nate, you're masturbating too much.
Now granted, I'm basing this on information I got from Demannu, so I don't really know what the fuck I'm talking about, but I still feel the need to sound wholesome and righteous.
Enough pornography. No more shaking hot white coconuts off of the veiny love tree. Cut out the beating off. Shaking hands with the purple-hatted bishop is off limits. Next time you feel the need to rub one out, just let it pass.
We cured you of homosexuality, we can fix this too.
I'm laughing really hard right now.
Mood: Impish, of course
Music: Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme
Nathan Tyree, this is for you.
I know I haven't been around there much lately, but I just think it's time to voice some concerns. You see pal, I'm worried about you. There's some demons in your life that you need to confront, and I don't think you understand how much they're destroying your life.
Nate, you're masturbating too much.
Now granted, I'm basing this on information I got from Demannu, so I don't really know what the fuck I'm talking about, but I still feel the need to sound wholesome and righteous.
Enough pornography. No more shaking hot white coconuts off of the veiny love tree. Cut out the beating off. Shaking hands with the purple-hatted bishop is off limits. Next time you feel the need to rub one out, just let it pass.
We cured you of homosexuality, we can fix this too.
I'm laughing really hard right now.
Mood: Impish, of course
Music: Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme
10-15-2005 10:40 pm
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