David: Steve

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My favorite trait that Apple's products have exhibited since Steve Jobs's return as CEO is restraint. The life lesson that I'm taking from Steve isn't one that I ever heard him say out loud, but one that the products he helped shape seemed to communicate clearly.

You don't need to do everything half-ass, just do what's important really well.

David: This Counts For 50 Obit Posts

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Osama Bin Laden. Dead.

Donald Trump is taking the credit.

David: The Boycotter's Conundrum

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How can I refuse to give my money to both Microsoft and Sony and remain a console gamer?

Why'd you have to go and mess this up for us, Sony? Me and you had a good thing going. I taught myself how to control a FPS with dual analogs for you, for fuck's sake! I've played the Portal 2 single player campaign through 3 times now, and twice it was with you. God help me, I preferred it with you.

L.A. Noire comes out next month. I must have it. Begrudgingly I'll have to accept you again. You may have played loose and fast with my personal information, but it's just too late in this generation for me to invest in the other guy.

Fair warning, however. We may need to revisit the status of our relationship when the next generation of consoles begins.

David: Drugs

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I have a drug phobia. I have to be in near excruciating pain to consider a Tylenol. (Alcohol and nicotine have always had exemptions, though I'm not sure why).

This has served me well, I'm sure. I have an addictive personality. If I gave to drugs even half of what I've given over to electronic entertainment, I'd either be dead or in a constant state of relapse.

David: OMG I Can't Believe All The Amazing Shit That's Going Down on Facebook!

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