That guy's head looks big.

Yeah, the head does look like it's swelled. It's probably because my brother has always had a problem with perspective. It stems from a tinkertoy incident during our childhood. For him, objects get smaller as they get closer. It's why his favorite artist is Salvadore Picasso. He probably doesn't want me to talk about it.

It's not my fault. the photoshop filter screwed it up.

Look, that little bastard Beaver is the spawn of a freak. WE all know it. His brother grew up to be a piggy, now what does that tell you?

His brother's friend Eddie grew up to be the cop. Lumpy is his stock broker. It's true.

either way Ward was too hard on the beaver last night.