Nathan Tyree: TRUMP!
It says something of the GOP that the sanest sounding candidate they can muster is Sen. Lindsey Graham (R - Narnia), who seems to think that bombing the rest of the world to glass is a reasonable thing to do. Thankfully, the Republicans finally have a real contender. His slogan should be: Trump, Bitches! plastered over that photo of a raccoon standing on an alligator's back.

The Donald is the best thing ever to happen to Republican primary politics.



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