I watched Godzilla: Final Wars.
I always lower my expectations a bit when watching Godzilla movies. The effects aren't always the greatest, but they are always enjoyable. This is the first time I've ever truly been disappointed.
What did they want it to be? It was a mixture of Star Trek, Star Wars, X-Men, and The Matrix, filmed in the style of the Power Rangers, with all of the worst parts of every Godzilla movie ever made, thrown in for spice.
There were only two redeeming qualities:
1) The "American Godzilla" made an appearance and was thoroughly humiliated by the superior Japanese model ("I knew that tuna-eating monster was useless").
2) Perhaps the dirtiest phrase ever uttered in a Godzilla movie: "People used to call me 'Mr. One-shot.'"