Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Papa Lazarou. I am here tonight to demonstrate my amazing psychic powers! Hokey cokey, pig in a pokey... Good morning Job seekers... I myself don't care for the darkness. It's in the dark that I see the boy's face. Lips black... tongue protruding... What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here. You know what they say: Bummers are deaf. I know it's wrong... It just tastes so good. It's a shit business. You'll see. In this house, we don't masturbate. Eskewed Beef! Have anybody got any bokkle orange joof?! Doubtless, you've been in the bathroom, spraying your belly with sticky white love piss. I can, I can't! Don't worry, Mickey love... It won't hurt. Hello, Dave? Precious things? Twelvety. Good. We haven't sold a thing. You always knew I had this gun. Tell him I can't have babies. Tell him my insides are all wrong. Make something happen Luigi. This is a local shop, for local people. No need to be rude dear! So did they turn you into a man or a woman? I dunno. I can't work it out. What do YOU think? Of course you can! We would love you to join us! Oh, you're my wife now... And please, if you don't understand any of my sayings, come to me in private and I will take you in my German mouth.