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Demannu at 9-05-2007 5:29 pm
Just looking through the company database. Here are some of my favorite reasons people have been fired:

Said he was too drunk to show up to work and also that his sister went to prison and didn't want to work

Ticket entered in computer (#90) at 21:34 p.m. on 8-31-2006. nc for water with a comment "tosha is a major butt monkey" copy attached.

Antonio was on the receiving end of a NPC test call. Unaware that it was a test call, Antonio told the caller that the specials "tasted like shit" and were "not worth your money," accompanied with laughter. The caller then asked if there were any specials on two pizzas, to which Antonio replied "I'm tired. I'll give you this buy one get one free coupon." When Antonio was informed that it was a test call, he replied "oh fuck" and hung up the phone.

called manager a skank, a fucking skank, and skanky hanky

Always late on job and always high and drunk crackhead .........rude to customers and when ever any white chick comes in gets horny.... and always jerks off in pizza huts restroom.


Comments (10)

Nathan Tyree (Overwhelmed by existential angst) says:
I'm not sure why this: "Always late on job and always high and drunk crackhead .........rude to customers and when ever any white chick comes in gets horny.... and always jerks off in pizza huts restroom. " is a reason for termination.
fuzmeister (The Real ST) says:
That kind of behavior deserves a promotion!
Archimago () says:
posted company sensitive material on the internet for a laugh.

David () says:
"called manager a skank, a fucking skank, and skanky hanky"

Was this a local complaint filed around 2003?

I'd like to point out that I made $15 total off of NPC test calls. I rule.
Demannu (<--- Eats Worms) says:
There is no company sensitive material in my post.
Nathan Tyree (Overwhelmed by existential angst) says:
"I'd like to point out that I made $15 total off of NPC test calls. I rule."

Hey, so did I! I also rule.
Demannu (<--- Eats Worms) says:
By the way, My favorite reasons for customer credits:

Taco pizza looked like crap!!
taco pizza's looked like crap, brought in to show

Of course they looked like crap. They were TACO pizzas.
Demannu (<--- Eats Worms) says:
Other odd customer credit reasons:


We pooped on his pizza

use fucking easy sauce cooks or u will die next

our computers fucking suck

wings we not crispy, whoopdy fuckin do

stupid assholes fuck them in the ear

femi is the biggest fucking retard ever

said pizza was crap, was very angry and big

that mom had late shit
Demannu (<--- Eats Worms) says:
new term reason:

TIM WENT TO SEATTLE WASHINGTON TO TRY OUT FOR AMERCIAN IDOL HE WAS NOT ABLE TO RETURN TO GEORGIA
snazzykat (digs scrawny pale guys.) says:
LOL! FUNNY STUFF!
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