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I had a dream too.
Demannu at 1-17-2006 3:23 am
Today is Martin Luther King Jr. day. He had a dream you know. I had a dream last night. I was a piece of Cap'N Crunch cereal. I and hundreds like me were flying in formation. We had strict orders not to break formation. Why? We were protecting the Crunch Berries. I stayed in formation and was shot down. As I plummeted from the sky I wondered what made those damn Crunch Berries so special.


Comments (4)

fuzmeister (The Real ST) says:
That's freakin' beautiful.
Ethangsmith () says:
I think it was the flavor if I remember correctly....
Archimago () says:
Thats stupid!
Everyone knows that when Cap'N Crunch puffs are in formation, the Crunch Berries are left to fend for themselves on the outside edge.
I usually nab them while they cling to a horde of uncaring puffs.
The Crunch Berries would have been better off without your "protection".
It's harder to scoop a rogue Crunch Berry, in a bowl sans puffs. Luckily they are timid creatures that will cower against the side of the bowl.
I like to let my Cap'N crunch sit in the milk, until the Soggies come.
I shout "I am the Sogmaster!"
The Soggies sing praises for the bounty I have provided.
I nod my head, and the Soggies attack the defenseless Cap'N.
Why do I de-chrunchitize the sugary pirate?

Because of the phreaking payphones man!

My wife won't let the kids eat breakfast with me anymore.
Ethangsmith () says:
You're totally right, what was I thinking? Why doesn't your wife allow you to eat breakfast with the kids?
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