So what the hell is with toilet paper marketing? Why is it, when I go to buy it, I see babies everywhere. Why do they use babies to sell toilet paper? They don't even use it. It's madness.

Sometimes, cows run out of milk.

I was driving to Nate's house last night; heading south on 69. Ahead of me in the sky I saw a light appear. At first I thought it was fireworks. Then it started getting brighter and brighter. It was amazing.

This just in: Acclaimed writer/director Kevin Smith refuses to read Nathan Tyree's ground breaking novel, Mr. Overby is Falling.