This just in: Acclaimed writer/director Kevin Smith refuses to read Nathan Tyree's ground breaking novel, Mr. Overby is Falling.

Why wouldn't Jesus eat? He was a carin' carpenter.

Here is what we know:

He offered to promote her.
She wasn't qualified, but he offered to promote her.
They were buddy, buddy.
He kept playing sappy love songs on the jukebox.
They were buddy, buddy.
The doors were locked.
The cook went home.
They were left alone.
She brought her uniforms in the next day.
She told the person on duty to give them to that bastard.
His supervisor had to find her another job.
She now works at headquarters.
His supervisor took him into the back room.
He closed the door.
They were alone for two hours.

It's true. I have an interview scheduled for Tuesday night at 6:00. Do desk jockeys wear similar clothing to horse jockeys? Should I go shopping? Just think... I'll be able to wear real clothes... I'll have energy after work... I won't smell like pizza... woohoo!
Wish me luck.
No.
Seriously.
Wish me luck now!
Now, you bastards!

There is a missing poster for her at the beginning of season 3...