You can't spell "analysis" without "anal" either. Sick English bastards.

Why is abbreviation such a long word? English is weird. Every read the book 1984? Maybe we should try something like that.

I haven't had the chance to read that one yet. Maybe I should, and soon. I hear it's just like George Bush's presidency.

Ever notice how "weird" doesn't follow the "i before e*" rule?

*I before E,
Except after C,
Or when sounded as A,
As in "neighbor" or "weigh"
Or on odd numbered Tuesdays,
In April or May.