2-HeadedGiraffe: Do the math.
When we start converting sentences into mathematical terms, the word "is" typically means "=" as they both show that two things are the same. Let's look at an example:

Love = Blind
God = Love

If we substitute God back into the original equation, we get a detail about the LORD about which the Bible is strangely silent.

God = Blind

or

God is blind. Keep in mind, though, that:

Justice = blind

Substituting God back in again:

God = Justice

So He's blind, but He's just. If I think of the expressions some more, and some other ones, I could probably carry the equation out much farther to prove all sorts of interesting things about God.

How many of you have seen the mathematical proof that women are evil, for example, or that Barney is the devil?

Mood: Blinded by Justice!
Music: George Harrison - My Sweet Lord
Etc.: The Tick animated series DVD, volume 1


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