Kick names, take ass.

6-27-2007 11:46 pm
snazzykat: Sitting at the airport...waiting.
I feel like such a good little automaton. I had my little "less than 3oz." bottles of shampoo, etc. all baggied up in a nice clear bag. I already knew that I needed to remove my Macbook from its case and put it in its own little rubbermaid box. Oops! I got a little over-exuberant and put my ticket and ID into the box too. The friendly security lady chuckled superiorly as she retrieved it. "Silly little passenger, don't you know you're in my world now?" and I smiled and nodded my agreement as I retrieved my bags and shoes so I could continue on my way to my gate. I always arrive at least an hour early because I love to pay for internet access that cuts out every 15 minutes and will go away forever in an hour, unless I want to pay another $6, and who knows? I might! I paid $5 for a coffee and cheese danish just a few minutes ago! That's pretty economical in airport currency. I'm just so damn glad to be here!











2-HeadedGiraffe - (*(..)*)
I like how just because they're with the government, they have the right to make you jump through all sorts of hoops, then, if you complain or question them in any way, treat you like a criminal.

Also, I'd be willing to bet the "threat level" had just been "raised to orange" when you were there. It's "raised to orange" every time I fly, but I never hear about it being any other color. I don't fly that often, though, so it could just be a coincidence.
snazzykat - (digs scrawny pale guys.)
Oh yes, a lovely shade of orange! My flight was only delayed an hour, how lucky am I?
Archimago - ()
From where did you fly out? I hear Tulsa is usually very friendly.
snazzykat - (digs scrawny pale guys.)
Yes, it was Tulsa. Actually, I'm back today (Friday) in B'Ville. It has been a crazy couple to days. I'd love to share the tales with you.


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