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your vodka skills are no match for my whiskey skills

I think perhaps a contest is required. If you are making a challenge, I accept sir.

I will pwn you both with my gin.

None of you have a chance. My mad skills at the game of Scotch will crush you.

My rum skill is greater than you all! I shall emerge victorious. Or pass out. I'm not sure which.

Call me Captain! Ye all are as bone headed as a backwards blowfish! I'll leave it to fancy where your mothers were the day you set foot on my ship.

Vodka be nothin but potatoes. and if you be wantin' to bring such oboard, ye best smuggle it in yer arse.

If you be drinkin' whiskey, be it Scotch or from the new world, ye might as well be chewin' a charred piece of wood whilst letting a horse kick you in the head. You've no more sight than a blind puppy.

Gin! The smell alone is so that it would wrinkle a pig's nose.

The one called Brandon be right about the rum. I'll hold judgment till I hear what mark ye find on the bottle. If you be thinkin' clearly, ye know the sort that I prefers.

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I have a bottle of Tattoo in my fridge right now, captain.