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Tonight I stabbed the fat pad of my left hand whilst trying to separate two frozen turkey burgers with a nine inch knife. The wound is probably a quarter inch deep, but it hurts like you wouldn't believe. How do women endure child birth?
The gash was unintentional, I assure you.
Thanks to Kate and Jessica Tattershall for the moral/medical support. In other news, Kate and I went to Ethan's wedding this weekend, but I'll post more about that after my hand stops hurting.
Mood: Pain
Browsing: 'Several fancy ways to stab yourself!' - rotteneggs.com - A Social Network for Pranksters.
Tonight I stabbed the fat pad of my left hand whilst trying to separate two frozen turkey burgers with a nine inch knife. The wound is probably a quarter inch deep, but it hurts like you wouldn't believe. How do women endure child birth?
The gash was unintentional, I assure you.
Thanks to Kate and Jessica Tattershall for the moral/medical support. In other news, Kate and I went to Ethan's wedding this weekend, but I'll post more about that after my hand stops hurting.
Mood: Pain
Browsing: 'Several fancy ways to stab yourself!' - rotteneggs.com - A Social Network for Pranksters.
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Seriously, though, are you okay?