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9-18-2006 2:33 am
fuzmeister: I Want It


I want it on DVD if it's coming out (which I'm sure it will whenever Paramount decides they need more money (AKA soon)).

Mood: Still Hungry


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9-17-2006 6:27 am
fuzmeister: Hi, My Name Is Steve and I'm a Dumb Ass
Tonight I stabbed the fat pad of my left hand whilst trying to separate two frozen turkey burgers with a nine inch knife. The wound is probably a quarter inch deep, but it hurts like you wouldn't believe. How do women endure child birth?

The gash was unintentional, I assure you.

Thanks to Kate and Jessica Tattershall for the moral/medical support. In other news, Kate and I went to Ethan's wedding this weekend, but I'll post more about that after my hand stops hurting.

Mood: Pain
Browsing: 'Several fancy ways to stab yourself!' - rotteneggs.com - A Social Network for Pranksters.


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9-14-2006 4:10 pm
fuzmeister: On The Vagueness of Completing Higher Education
In terms of a certain satellite Pitt campus in Johnstown... completing your higher education is a vague and mysterious process not unlike Wolverine's origins. More or less a mystery if you will... either way, I see the registrar at university as somewhat of an evil entity bent on flushing more wallets for university profit. Figuring out graduation is like standing in line at the department of motor-fucking-vehicles. I honestly can't describe, right now, the anger I feel towards how much I've been dicked around by these people. They claim I was to receive certain paperwork in the mail over a year ago and, when I say I did not receive it, they say it's probably because I don't know how to properly check my mail. How rude. I know they want me to continue supporting the beer bellies of campus faculty and administration, but don't I already do that regardless since Pitt is a state-funded school and I pay taxes?

In other melancholy news, eBay double-charged me for selling items on their web site. This resulted in my bank account being overdrawn. Perhaps it is my fault for letting it get so low or perhaps it is their fault for double billing me for the same damn sales. Either way, it only added to my growing ulcer. I think I'm going to name him Santiago.

Kate bought me a cheeseburger last night from Sheetz and it was damn tasty - that made me feel better. Another piece of good news is that Nintendo has tentatively announced a date and price for their Wii system. Since I'm too lazy to type, I'll just direct you to Jestmeister's post.

Mood: Stressed


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9-12-2006 3:15 am
fuzmeister: Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan is a hippocryte. This said after reading the following article.

Mood: Slightly Intoxicated
Music: Depeche Mode - The Darkest Star
Browsing: Bob Dylan says modern recordings "atrocious" - Yahoo! News


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9-11-2006 8:08 pm
fuzmeister: Ventilation's RSS Feed
I actually used Vent's RSS feature to import my entries to the college social networking site Facebook. In other important news, I ate a barbeque chicken sandwich for lunch today that was really fucking delicious.

Mood: Hungry Again
Music: She Wants Revenge - Out of Control


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