fuzmeister: Now It's My Gamecube

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Well, my Gamecube appears to be broken. I got it on September 19, 2001. I'm about ready to just jump off the balcony right now. What's next to not work around here properly?

Mood: Pissed
Music: The Bangkok Five - Dead Lights

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fuzmeister: They Taught a Chimp to Play Ms. Pacman

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This is worth the time. With any luck, any of us will be able to purchase a chimp to play as the second player on video games in ten years. You will always have a buddy to play multiplayer! Fantastic!

Mood: Good
Browsing: Richland Cinemas

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fuzmeister: Kate Surprised Me

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Kate was waiting for me when I got home tonight from work with champagne, tiramisu, and candles! It was an awesome surprise and it made my night to see her after sitting behind an audio board for our local Fox and ABC affiliate in Johnstown for several hours. I love you, Kate.

In other news, our air conditioning is off because something is wrong with it and our electric bill last month was over two hundred dollars.

Mood: Sweaty
Film: Jurassic Park (1993)

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fuzmeister: Music News, I Guess

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Carbon Leaf's new LP comes out on September 12^th, 2006. This makes me happy to hear. It's called Love Loss Hope Repeat. I really hope this record has more balls than the last and doesn't move them further towards adult contemporary music.

I'll be keeping an eye out for preorder deals.

Mood: Ready For Bed
Music: Johnny Cash - Orange Blossom Special

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fuzmeister: Dear Snack-Food Industry, Honey BBQ Makes Little Or No Sense To Me

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To America's snack-food industry...

The other day I'm eating Herr's Honey BBQ potato chips. These things have ridges and are might tasty, but the more I thought about the concept of honey barbeque, the more it just plain blew my mind. How did people decide to mix these two sensations? My guess is that some asshole foolishly put honey on his grill while cooking barbequed pork chops for his pregnant wife who was craving pork chops with honey. The rest is history and what we got is the tastiness without any reasoning behind the mad combination that is honey barbeque...



Now take the logo for Herr's Honey BBQ chips shown here. Wow - just wow. What the hell does this bee have to be so pissed about? And since when do bees go after potatoes? Is there some potato flower I am missing which needs pollinated? Well, either way, watch out for this bee, cos he's got attitude and he's not screwing around. He might just have to kick your ass if you don't buy and devour the entire bag of honey barbeque potato chips (with ridges). Well, the chips might not make sense to me, but they sure are tasty. Just watch out for that asshole bee and his crazy BBQ-loving antics.

Sincerely (and love to all),
Steve

Mood: Slightly Irritated By The Prospect of a Sweet and Smokey Flavor
Music: Depeche Mode - Everything Counts
Drink: Sailor Jerry Spiced Navy Rum

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